Monthly Archives: April 2010

Ghetto Hugs Y’all

I’ve been meaning to write some tiny short stories and put them up here. It’s amazing how stranded and helpless I feel without my computer, even though I can borrow computers, even though I have my little Apple pIpod touch. Plenty of computing options around, but for so many years, my entire editing-and-composing process has been staring at a screen until words appear that I barely remember any other way to write! Thinking without a keyboard? What craziness!

Here are a few assorted thoughts to prove I have not already abandoned this newly-fledged blog, until such time as I get my own computing station back:

– My aunt has repeatedly stated that she has a newly acquired bat fetish. I think she means phobia, but have not pressed for details.

– Things that bother me but probably shouldn’t: trendy, young, well-dressed white girls who use “ghetto” as an adjective. Your designer handbag is not your ghetto purse just because you patched it. Your four-year-old car that needs work is not a ghetto-mobile. I don’t care how many kinds of instant powder you added to it, breakfast is never “ghetto”.

– I’m an awkward hugger. SORRY HUGEES.

– Spring is ahead of schedule in Michigan. This can mean only one thing: Winter’s planning something.

– My dad has been saving his one dollar bills. Why? Well, in case the Chinese blow up all the satellites with their super lasers, causing everyone to panick about a worldwide George Washington shortage, causing Dad to be elected mayor because of his strategic one-dollar reserves. Apparently. I suspect he’s been listening to “Coast to Coast” again… Thanks, Art Bell.

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April is National Poetry Month TAKE TWO

Dogs

When I was six years old I hit one with
a baseball bat. An accident, of course,
and broke his jaw. They put that dog to sleep,
a euphemism even then I knew
could not excuse me from the lasting wrath
of memory’s flagellation. My remorse
could dog me as it would, it wouldn’t keep
me from the life sentence that I drew:

For I’ve been barked at, bitten, nipped, knocked flat,
slobbered over, humped, sprayed, beshat,
by spaniel, terrier, retriever, bull and Dane.
But through the years what’s given me most pain
of all the dogs I’ve been the victim of
are those whose slow eyes gazed at me, in love.

-Ronald Wallace

I like dogs and I like rhyming and I like poems that kick you in the stomach and make you weep for the future of humanity. Whadda we got here, then? Trifecta!

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NaPoMo: April is National Poetry Month (1)

You’d be hard-pressed to come up with an artsy-creativey thing I don’t like at least a little. One of my deepest, darkest secrets is that I have even enjoyed mime performances.

… you’re still with me? Whew. Good.

In the whole wide world of Things People Make, I have a soft spot for poetry. Really? Poetry, you say, seriously? In this snarky, plainspoken world – poetry?

Poetry has a reputation of being obscure and ornate and pretentious and boring. A club with an outdated dress code, bland food and a ridiculous entry fee. Sometimes this reputation is fair. There are a lot of poetry writers who are more impressed with their terribly important ideas than their audience. Some want you to battle through a impenetrable thicket of words before you get a glimmer of the point. Some try their hardest never to actually say anything that would give away that point at all, apparently thinking the entire aim of poetry is to be as mysterious as possible. “Oh, my poem just confused you? You don’t get it? Sweet! I win!” Some are mostly about their black blood and bottomless woe and piercing love and endless night. Gag. Some poems are just boring.

What is rarely acknowledge is that THOSE ARE BAD POEMS.

They’re just bad, guys. You didn’t like it because it sucked. You can say so. It’s okay.

There’s sort of a taboo among people who claim to like poetry against saying that any poem is objectively bad. But seriously, there’s a lot of utter crap out there. Think of all the horrible movies you’ve seen – including some that your friends told you were great. I bet you still go to the movie theater, though! I suspect some people who claim they “don’t get poetry” are actually better judges of good writing than a lot of people who indiscriminately love poetry; the scoffers just don’t realize they’re allowed to say, “Yeah, that’s lame,” and move on to something they would like.

Because guys, there’s a lot of incredible poetry out there too.

At the base of it, I believe poetry is simply joy in language. Anyone who’s ever had a favorite word, or repeated a phrase to the point that it stops having meaning and becomes pure music, has the ability to enjoy (good) poems! And there’s further joys in poetry that echo other arts – in the perfect encapsulation of a single moment, like photography; in telling a story, like movies; in the capture of the rarely understood human-beast; in simply being alive to bear witness to it all.

April is National Poetry Month. Just for the fun of it, I’m going to share a few of my favorite poems. It’s an odd collection, with no real organization – tending towards the well-known, contemporary and short, but that’s more like guidelines than rules, and I make no excuses for my taste. Enjoy, kids!


Against Entropy

The worm drives helically through the wood
And does not know the dust left in the bore
Once made the table integral and good;
And suddenly the crystal hits the floor.
Electrons find their paths in subtle ways,
A massless eddy in a trail of smoke;
The names of lovers, light of other days
Perhaps you will not miss them. That’s the joke.
The universe winds down. That’s how it’s made.
But memory is everything to lose;
Although some of the colors have to fade,
Do not believe you’ll get the chance to choose.
Regret, by definition, comes too late;
Say what you mean. Bear witness. Iterate.

— John M. Ford

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